damn it AB where the fuck is the natty up

Seriously, I have yet to see this so called "miracle beer" on the store shelves. I have a can, that came from a brewmaster in california, the only ray of light that i had for this wonder brew. I guess i will have to continue drinking red bull and vodka as my poison of choice, until you get your fucking acts together you piece of bitch. seriously i'm pissed. I dont even want to talk to you anymore. you're being irrational. you give a guy hope and then you take it away. all you beer companies are all the same you think your sofaking cooool with your stupid clydesdale horse cocks. bullshit. i hope one of those horses trips and falls and it lands right in your ass. only then will you know the pain that i am feeling now.