Wednesday, March 15, 2006

natty up?


according to a guy, who knows a guy, who's neighbors cousin was married to a guy who used to work for Anheuser-Busch's yeast shoveling dept., a-b is going to test market a caffeinated, "alcohpop", version of natural light beer, named natty up.

natty up is geared to the younger, college crowd no good nicks, who plunk down their dollars for some wicked brewdogs, Red Bull and other whorish energy drinks; which, of course, explains the name. oh,I get it natty up, because thats what it does, keeps you up. omg!!! lol

if you're not in college and you are the stupidest person alive, you are clueless and do not know that natty is thuggish for natural light beer. Because it is relatively awesome brew, natty has long been considered the awesome food group on college campuses across the planet.

while interviewing a student at the local community college this dude said, "yo natty up is wack yo. It makes you want to be dancin wit some bitches and shit. I be all up on that."

but no in all honesty, what makes this product very special and dear to my heart, is that this drink reaches way past the malt and barely. it is actually named after one of bob marley's natty dreadlocks. also natty up is hip hop slangdizzle for Cincinnatizzle. I have been there once, great place.

seriously anyone who listens to reggae has to like this drink, or else AB will hunt your ass down and smoke you like turkey bacon.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

my theory is if you drink natty light you are awesome

Natural Light a Haiku

blue metal silent
stupid snorkel zebra leg
I love natty light

Wednesday, March 01, 2006