Tuesday, May 16, 2006

natty light: the new holy water


While doing some "very important" natty research on this thing they call the internet, wait am I saying that right, internet? I stumbled across this cybergem, http://www.emailsfromjesus.com, who knew that jesus likes natty light. Well actually how could he not like natty light, its practically holy water. So naturaly I have to give my shout out to the lord via email. If you look at the post bring it written by mr. donald r. decicco, you'll see that not only does jesus have a sense of humor but also would kick my ass in beer pong.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

natty light is awesome


ok lets set one thing staight, there are a lot of sites out there that bash natty light for being cheap, watered down, and tasting like urine. two-thirds of that statement is true, sure you can find a 12 pack of natural light beer for about $5.49 at any local gas station, but is that really a bad thing. i mean lets face it when i drink beer i dont want to sit around and enjoy the malt and hops, are you kidding me beer tastes like ass. if i wanted to drink an alcoholic beverage that tasted good i would drink boones farm, zima, or some other vagina scented beverage. i want to get wasted and not have to spend an arm and a leg to do that. sure spending $100 at a bar to drink bud light is always fun, but when it is time to get down to the nitty gritty i bypass that scenario and stick with a winner, the blue arches of natty light, it doesnt get any better than that. second, i admit it is watered down. 90% of beer is water, the most refreshing, replenishing source needed to sustain life here on earth. so having a watered down beer means one thing, less of a hang over. it is very rare to wake up the next day not feeling like a million dollars after a long night of drinking natty light. as for the urine statement, how do you know what urine tastes like? bottom line natty light is awesome.

Monday, May 01, 2006

cinco de mayo....more like natty de mayo

cinco de mayo is just around the corner, and nothing says mexico like casa gallardo, cheap margarittas, and coronas. but this year im starting my own holday and it is not going to last just one day, but the entire month. natty de mayo. through out the entire month of may i will drink natty light.
Olay!