Wednesday, May 10, 2006

natty light is awesome


ok lets set one thing staight, there are a lot of sites out there that bash natty light for being cheap, watered down, and tasting like urine. two-thirds of that statement is true, sure you can find a 12 pack of natural light beer for about $5.49 at any local gas station, but is that really a bad thing. i mean lets face it when i drink beer i dont want to sit around and enjoy the malt and hops, are you kidding me beer tastes like ass. if i wanted to drink an alcoholic beverage that tasted good i would drink boones farm, zima, or some other vagina scented beverage. i want to get wasted and not have to spend an arm and a leg to do that. sure spending $100 at a bar to drink bud light is always fun, but when it is time to get down to the nitty gritty i bypass that scenario and stick with a winner, the blue arches of natty light, it doesnt get any better than that. second, i admit it is watered down. 90% of beer is water, the most refreshing, replenishing source needed to sustain life here on earth. so having a watered down beer means one thing, less of a hang over. it is very rare to wake up the next day not feeling like a million dollars after a long night of drinking natty light. as for the urine statement, how do you know what urine tastes like? bottom line natty light is awesome.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i fucking love natty light