damn it AB where the fuck is the natty up

Seriously, I have yet to see this so called "miracle beer" on the store shelves. I have a can, that came from a brewmaster in california, the only ray of light that i had for this wonder brew. I guess i will have to continue drinking red bull and vodka as my poison of choice, until you get your fucking acts together you piece of bitch. seriously i'm pissed. I dont even want to talk to you anymore. you're being irrational. you give a guy hope and then you take it away. all you beer companies are all the same you think your sofaking cooool with your stupid clydesdale horse cocks. bullshit. i hope one of those horses trips and falls and it lands right in your ass. only then will you know the pain that i am feeling now.

The Natty Up is Coming

Natty Up is coming, are you ready? This hardcore i dont give a fuck, lets get fucking wasted death brew is on its way to a local store near you. It is perfect for when you are drunk enough to pass out but want to continue beating your wife. The official i love natty light blog gives Natty Up a 10 out of 10, thank you AB for making stimulants and depressants that much more fun to drink.

natty light: the new holy water

While doing some "very important" natty research on this thing they call the internet, wait am I saying that right, internet? I stumbled across this cybergem, http://www.emailsfromjesus.com, who knew that jesus likes natty light. Well actually how could he not like natty light, its practically holy water. So naturaly I have to give my shout out to the lord via email. If you look at the post bring it written by mr. donald r. decicco, you'll see that not only does jesus have a sense of humor but also would kick my ass in beer pong.

natty light is awesome

ok lets set one thing staight, there are a lot of sites out there that bash natty light for being cheap, watered down, and tasting like urine. two-thirds of that statement is true, sure you can find a 12 pack of natural light beer for about $5.49 at any local gas station, but is that really a bad thing. i mean lets face it when i drink beer i dont want to sit around and enjoy the malt and hops, are you kidding me beer tastes like ass. if i wanted to drink an alcoholic beverage that tasted good i would drink boones farm, zima, or some other vagina scented beverage. i want to get wasted and not have to spend an arm and a leg to do that. sure spending $100 at a bar to drink bud light is always fun, but when it is time to get down to the nitty gritty i bypass that scenario and stick with a winner, the blue arches of natty light, it doesnt get any better than that. second, i admit it is watered down. 90% of beer is water, the most refreshing, replenishing source needed to sustain life here on earth. so having a watered down beer means one thing, less of a hang over. it is very rare to wake up the next day not feeling like a million dollars after a long night of drinking natty light. as for the urine statement, how do you know what urine tastes like? bottom line natty light is awesome.

cinco de mayo....more like natty de mayo

cinco de mayo is just around the corner, and nothing says mexico like casa gallardo, cheap margarittas, and coronas. but this year im starting my own holday and it is not going to last just one day, but the entire month. natty de mayo. through out the entire month of may i will drink natty light.
Olay!

on a scale of 1-10..........

on a scale of 1-10, i would give natty light a 10.

natty up?

according to a guy, who knows a guy, who's neighbors cousin was married to a guy who used to work for Anheuser-Busch's yeast shoveling dept., a-b is going to test market a caffeinated, "alcohpop", version of natural light beer, named natty up.

natty up is geared to the younger, college crowd no good nicks, who plunk down their dollars for some wicked brewdogs, Red Bull and other whorish energy drinks; which, of course, explains the name. oh,I get it natty up, because thats what it does, keeps you up. omg!!! lol

if you're not in college and you are the stupidest person alive, you are clueless and do not know that natty is thuggish for natural light beer. Because it is relatively awesome brew, natty has long been considered the awesome food group on college campuses across the planet.

while interviewing a student at the local community college this dude said, "yo natty up is wack yo. It makes you want to be dancin wit some bitches and shit. I be all up on that."

but no in all honesty, what makes this product very special and dear to my heart, is that this drink reaches way past the malt and barely. it is actually named after one of bob marley's natty dreadlocks. also natty up is hip hop slangdizzle for Cincinnatizzle. I have been there once, great place.

seriously anyone who listens to reggae has to like this drink, or else AB will hunt your ass down and smoke you like turkey bacon.